How to Make Money While Taking a Dump!

Using the bathroom at home is for idiots.  You should always take a dump while at your job.  Think about it:

–          You get paid while you’re at work, right?

–          If you take a dump while you’re at work, technically you are getting paid while sitting on the toilet!

So not only are you doing less work, you are getting paid while you drop a deuce.  Consider the opposite:

–          Do you get paid to crap at home? Nope.

–          Pooping at home reduces the amount of time you have for fun things, like playing videogames or putting your brother’s toys in the microwave.    

In conclusion, taking a dump at work is not only smart, it makes financial sense.  So grab a magazine and enjoy the next 20 minutes as you poop out dollar bills!

Eric

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