Using the bathroom at home is for idiots. You should always take a dump while at your job. Think about it:
– You get paid while you’re at work, right?
– If you take a dump while you’re at work, technically you are getting paid while sitting on the toilet!
So not only are you doing less work, you are getting paid while you drop a deuce. Consider the opposite:
– Do you get paid to crap at home? Nope.
– Pooping at home reduces the amount of time you have for fun things, like playing videogames or putting your brother’s toys in the microwave.
In conclusion, taking a dump at work is not only smart, it makes financial sense. So grab a magazine and enjoy the next 20 minutes as you poop out dollar bills!